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lucas's avatar
11 years ago
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lucas
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Hi lucas,
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11 photo tags

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except i don't have any pending photo tags. and the link takes me to the "find friends" page anyway. it was a trick! fuckers
nny's avatar
11 years ago
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nny
M̮͈̣̙̰̝̃̿̎̍ͬa͉̭̥͓ț̘ͯ̈́t̬̻͖̰̞͎ͤ̇ ̈̚J̹͎̿̾ȏ̞̫͈y̭̺ͭc̦̹̟̦̭̫͊̿ͩeͥ̌̾̓ͨ
facebook is just one more fucking thorn in my side.
Carpetsmoker's avatar
11 years ago
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Carpetsmoker
Martin
Just don't create an account ... I don't see the problem?
lucas's avatar
11 years ago
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lucas
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i'm holding on to my username there, plus keeping (what is essentially) a business card online there

no friends, usually no emails (except when they LIE to me)
nny's avatar
11 years ago
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nny
M̮͈̣̙̰̝̃̿̎̍ͬa͉̭̥͓ț̘ͯ̈́t̬̻͖̰̞͎ͤ̇ ̈̚J̹͎̿̾ȏ̞̫͈y̭̺ͭc̦̹̟̦̭̫͊̿ͩeͥ̌̾̓ͨ
I have like 12 accounts. I make shit up for a lot of them. You know.. just to pollute their data pool.
Étrangère's avatar
11 years ago
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Étrangère
I am not a robot...
I really do hope you're joking
asemisldkfj's avatar
11 years ago
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asemisldkfj
the law is no protection
something is wrong with the notification counts in their emails. every time I get an email about an event invitation it says I have like 13 new notifications.
Étrangère's avatar
11 years ago
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Étrangère
I am not a robot...
Maybe you missed some a few pages back
Étrangère's avatar
11 years ago
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Étrangère
I am not a robot...
P.S. Larz last time I was on your profile I noticed it said you had 11 photos...but it only showed the two. Weird.
lucas's avatar
11 years ago
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lucas
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oh. weird.

still, they linked "find friends" instead of "notifications". it still smells. it smells real bad.
nny's avatar
11 years ago
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nny
M̮͈̣̙̰̝̃̿̎̍ͬa͉̭̥͓ț̘ͯ̈́t̬̻͖̰̞͎ͤ̇ ̈̚J̹͎̿̾ȏ̞̫͈y̭̺ͭc̦̹̟̦̭̫͊̿ͩeͥ̌̾̓ͨ
Not entirely joking.. .I did have a myspace account that was fabricated entirely from 419 scam emails. Including the photographs. That man led a life far more interesting than my own.
 
11 years ago
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LLF
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Facebook has banned me at least 6 times... "oh you didn't put your college, which is so fuckn' important to us... BANNED", same for high school, "you didn't pass the verification test... even though we didn't F'N SEND IT TO YOU... BANNED", "you have been banned because we're testing out some new shit-tastic feature in banning", "you have been banned because yah"
lucas's avatar
11 years ago
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lucas
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i didn't know that facebook bans people

if so, it's underutilized
Carpetsmoker's avatar
11 years ago
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Carpetsmoker
Martin
What? Facebook banned you because you didn't put in the school you went to?
Étrangère's avatar
11 years ago
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Étrangère
I am not a robot...
He may be referring to when Facebook was in its infancy and still used to require you sign up with a legitimate school email address...or maybe it really did ban him for not listing it under the info section. I can't remember what all was required back then...
lucas's avatar
11 years ago
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lucas
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initial sign-up required an email address using an approved domain. after registering, that was your only network, and you couldn't change your network. that was quite some time ago, though.
Weasley's avatar
11 years ago
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Weasley
20 x 10 living
that was 5 years ago